Midnight
With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak,
Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin,
Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men,
The Girls a bremelo
The Girls a bremelo
Me and Terry hopped a ferry, we were lookin Swass
When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed
It was a big bremelo standing on my toe,
An enormous jelly-belly tryin' to say hello
I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way,
I tried to run because here buns made the ferry sway
To be blunt she was fat and ready for co
teenage riot
3 years gone by and still everyone screws up our name
no matter what you do still some things never change
seen a lot of the world, met a lot of friends
got a lot of fond memories
there's nothing like playing a basement show
on a saturday night in pennsylvania.
start the show, here we go
jumping in the crowd
we've gotta tear this building down.
the cops show up as usual
to try and ruin our fun.
it's time to show 'em all
just how its done.
gonna have a teenage riot.
cause we all understand
what it's like to be a kid today.
gonna have a teenage riot.
let's blow 'em all away.
another night we'll be
staying in some crack hotel
and sneaking everyone in
through the bathroom window.
gonna blow up everything in sight
and get chased away into the night
by some crazy bastard with a
shotgun in his hand.
start the show, here we go
jumping in the crowd
we've gotta tear this building down.
the cops show up as usual
and try to ruin our fun.
its time to tell them all to fuck off!
gonna have a teenage riot.
they'll never understand,
what it's like to be a kid today.
gonna have a teenage riot,
its gonna start today